I love salmon pattys…always have…I love them so much that I can’t even figure out why someone wouldn’t like them.  I”m also very obscessive…I’ve been known to eat the same thing for several days in a row then never make it or eat it for years ie: ham balls.  I was making salmon pattys at work on the weekends until Kim cut out letters from a magazine, pasted them to a paper and sent it to “him” at home…it said “hide the salmon or the bitch gets it”.  So, I stopped eating salmon for awhile…then one day when Kim wasn’t working, I decided to take salmon for lunch…OH MY GOODNESS YA SHOULDA HEARD THEM…one of the task force guys ran in wearing a gas mask to see what was wrong…they used lysol…they whined…it was pathetic…but oh so amusing.  So…this morning, I decided to make and cook the salmon patty’s at home and take them to work to microwave.  Billy is the only one who appreciated the canned salmon smell – tried to get into the sink while I was draining it.  I carefully, put them together and cooked them…rinsed and cleaned everything that touched the salmon…

He gets home from work and calls me at work and says – that’s just not fair…WHAT….

IT STINKS IN HERE….I’m sorry…I tried to clean everything up…WELL, YOU DIDN’T CLEAN THE AIR.

🙂 Looks like my salmon days are over for awhile…at least until they all think they are safe again…..