Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
 new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had told her that she
 was going to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of
 days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes
 washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife
 orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
 The first day he didn’t see any results but the next day he saw it was
 better.
 By the third day, he saw his house was clean the dishes were done, and
 there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from Iowa. He told her that
 her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
 laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
 first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything
 but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see
 a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a sandwich and load
 the dishwasher.