While going thru a box of “funnies”, I found this call I had typed out from 1998

Me:     911 What is your emergency

Mr.      I just woke up and I think my wife is gone

Me:      Sir, do you think she has passed away?

Mr.      I don’t know

Me:      Is she breathing

Mr.      I don’t know I”m in a walker, I just got out of the hsopital and I can’t get to her

Me:      Is there anyone there with you

Mr.      Just the dog

Me:      Sir, I have an ambulance on the way

Ambulance arrives on scene and reports that there is no pickup.  The wife is gone….she went for a walk.