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and like my self esteem wasn’t bad enough today.  Here’s Brian’s write up on last weeks fantasy game.  I’m here to tell you….I didn’t do very well this year – although, he was kind enough to figure out if my team slot and the high scorer team slot had been switched – I would have won a lot more games and the high scorer would have won less games but Brian – being the fantasy stud and I mean that literally…would have ended up with the same rankings because, of course, he is a fantasy stud.


Team Brown has won the title of Worst Team in the 2007 ESPN Sheriff’s Office Fantasy Football League. Since that is a very long and unwieldy name we’ll shorten it and call Team Brown the WTIT2007ESPNSOFFL. Her team is way better than Dittmer’s but it didn’t matter as Team Dittmer stormed out of the stool to win a real turd of a game 52-50. Dittmer won despite the fact that:
1. None of his 3 QBs threw a pass or even put on a helmet.
2. He didn’t even check his lineup leading up to the game.
3. 3 of his starters got 0 pts.
4. His team is really bad.
Team Brown had a good week from all of her players except for the ones that she started. Her bench outscored her starters 88-50 as the Seahawks defense was her leading scorer with 23 pts on the bench. It’s never good when your defense is your high scorer for a week, let alone your bench defense

So…the Fantasy Super Bowl is nothing but a dream = just the Miami Dolphins and me, I guess….but, boys…next year – you’d better eat your wheaties!!!!!

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