It’s all really simple, really

Many of my rants come to me during my morning shower..this morning was no different..Todays thought, I like to think, is a solution to a burgeoning problem in America.  First thing we do is head to Texas to help them pack..who you ask…our liberal, moderates and liberal conservative friends and family.  After we get them out, we save all of the legal mexicans who have made their home there.  Why Texas, you ask..well they have that whole immigration problem, lots of oil and it will probably be just the right size…then I get stuck…We can’t give Texas to the tea baggers because they are very against socialism and handouts. Once the the right wing nuts get established in Texas, they can put together a couple of people to run the *ahem* government, become their own country…can monitor the borders for illegal immigrants,  rid themselves of any handouts they secretly take in from their former taking care of their children and elderly because there will be no programs like medicare and social security…I guess there won’t be poor children because they can put them to work…and their young will populate the country quite fast due to the abstinence only rule.  I’m sorry to say I think those illegals who haven’t heard and sneak across may end up as slaves…there will be dirty jobs to do and the tea men just won’t have time due to working and constantly monitoring their neighbors…someone has to bring home the bacon for the wife to cook up….But thank goodness when the US gets down there to help, we will have the alamo.  They will have enough oil to last awhile so the muslims will be off the hook.  I fear there will be some moral white males going over the border to impregnate some innocent mexicans girls and the gay mexicans had better watch out!! I say we open up some borders in other states and provide english classes and instruction manuals for becoming Americans if they really want to live in the land of the free and the home of the brave.  And with that thought, I say we step up our military in those bordering states also because you just know those “baggers” will have a great military……all leaders and no grunts but a millitary none the less…

I’m guessing they will begin to trickle back into the United States eventually…and we will welcome them back, help them get settled because that’s just the way we roll.  Election day is getting close, I encourage you …please don’t vote in an ultra conservative tea bagger…it just encourages the ignorance…but if you do, it’s okay because you live in America and you have that right.

Until next time….